We were leaving Rite Aid when Caleb said, “Look at my chapstick!” Josh and I looked at each other like, “uh oh, we’re going to have to go back and pay for it.”
So we asked, “where did you get it?”
Bob: “In the bushes”
Us: “Where in the bushes?”
Bob: “Next to the store where we went to get food.”
Us: Did you put any on?
Bob: (proudly) “Yep, I just did!”
Ugh.
I looked at it and saw that it expired in Oct of 07, so he certainly didn’t get it from the store. Ew!