So I hop in the tub with my next book With this Ring, I’m Confused: light, chick-lit about a girl planning her wedding with lots of funny disasters, very much in the Shopaholic/Bridget Jones style. I had heard that the author was a Christian and I was 1/2 way through the first chapter and I thought, “maybe it’s just a clean romance, not a christianese type of romance” and then it happened. On the last page of the first chapter, the main character says to herself, “Turn the other cheek. That’s what being a Christian is all about.” The statement would be annoying enough by itself, but the fact that it’s in response to a bossy sister-in-law who has taken over the wedding plans to the point of picking out the bride’s dress and choosing the theme of Gone with the Wind makes it even more ridiculous.
And then starting in the second chapter we have Christian Mad Libs. Looking for the perfect man? Insert veiled reference to God, including the use of the capital “H” in “He.” Playing music in the car? Make sure it’s Chris Tomlin, so we know you’re a Christian. Now if the author had incorporated a particular song, where the lyrics would be applicable to the situation, that would be fine. It’s just the insertion of a Christian artist for no other purpose that seems forced.
I was already annoyed with the book because the premise of the first chapter was so ridiculous — like any bride, Christian or not, wouldn’t throw a hissy fit if their sister in law insisted on having them walk down the aisle under a sword arch manned by groomsmen in confederate soldier uniforms. Um, hello. And who would be ok with the sil designing southen belle gowns for the bridesmaids? It’s your wedding, don’t suffer in silence! The fact that the main character didn’t fire her “wedding planner” on the spot made this book suspect, the rest put it over the top.
Now there’s drama w/the ex boyfriend. I may give it another chapter or 2, but this book is on thin ice. 😛