the gospel according to bob

During our Bible study time yesterday I was reviewing the story of Jesus’ first miracle to see if Caleb remembered the important details:
Me: So what happened at the wedding?
Bob: I don’t know.
Me: Remember, they were drinking something . . .
Bob: Oh, yeah. Wine. They ran out of wine.
Me: And what did Jesus do?
Bob: Leave.

Cue Calvin, Carter and me laughing until we cried at the picture of Jesus leaving a party because there was no more wine to drink.