So I’m trying to get Camille to take her first good nap in 2 days (since she got her shots) and Caleb keeps wandering into the room asking, “What can I do?” So I reply in desperation, “Whatever you want. I’ll be down in 5 minutes.”

So the next thing I hear is Bob, in a very bossy voice, saying to Calvin (who is working on his math assignment), “Calvin, you have to get off the computer. Mom said!”
Um, kicking your brother off the computer in the middle of school so you can play webkins . . . not exactly what I meant.