So have I mentioned that my house is quirky? I love it, but it certainly has a lot of “character.” You have to fiddle with the latches to get the windows to open and close and sometimes the closet doors stick and every bathroom has a different type of fixture. Not to mention the many switches in the wall that don’t seem to do anything at all. Oh and I still can’t figure out how to turn on the light in the dining room. There is a chain pull and a wall switch and it takes about 30 seconds (seriously) for that particular light bulb to turn on so I never know if I have the right combination in order to make light. The other day I thought the bulb had burned out and I gave up and then walked back in the room 10 minutes later to find the light burning brightly.
And then there is my special “sewery smelling” bathroom. Yuck! All the bathrooms have these odd circular vents/drains and one of them smells like sewer. I have resorted to putting 2 air fresheners in there, keeping the door closed and using one of the other 5 bathrooms instead. At least that is also the bathroom with the sticky door that is impossible to open unless you get a running start and throw all your weight into it. Win. Win.
So all that to say that I am used to things not working uniformly in our house. This morning Caleb was in my shower and I was getting the baby dressed. I asked Calvin to tell Caleb to get out so he didn’t use up all the hot water in my bathroom. We have 3 or 4 different water heaters so I could go shower in the downstairs bathroom, but that shower head flops down so you have to duck your head to get under it and I didn’t feel like hiking all my stuff downstairs while Madiha was down there cleaning. I know, such a tragedy, huh?
So Calvin knocks on my bathroom door, calling, “Caleb, get out!” no answer. So he bangs loudly on the door, “CA-LEB!” no answer. I tell him to just go in the bathroom and talk to him instead of yelling, but he calls back, “I can’t! The door is locked!”
I go to the bathroom door grumbling about kids locking me out of my bathroom and start pounding on it. No answer, but I can hear the water running. Why would Caleb lock the door? I have a sudden vision of him slipping in the shower, falling on his head, and lying passed out in the tub with water showering down on him. How am I supposed to get in the bathroom? There isn’t a keyhole, the walls are cement, we’re on the 4th floor, no window access, Josh is at the embassy . . . in desperation I bang loudly on the pane of glass in the top of the door: “CALEB!”
He answers! Whew. He’s not dead. “Honey, open the door. Why did you lock it?”
Caleb: “I didn’t lock it. Mom, it’s unlocked.”
Um, not good. Calvin and I both attempted several times to get in. Throwing my shoulder into it didn’t do a thing except to hurt my shoulder. Finally, in one last attempt I pulled the door toward me, pushed down on the lever and threw myself into the door and it opened.
By now Caleb had gotten a little concerned and was getting out of the shower so I quickly tried to cover, “oh, you were right. It wasn’t locked at all. You can go back to showering.” But I could already see the familiar elevator panic in his eyes.
I said, “I’ll just try shutting the door and opening it again . . .” to which Carter and Caleb yelled, “NO!!” And Carter planted himself firmly in the doorway so I couldn’t close the door. Great, now I’m going to be treated to open door showering, pottying, and dressing until they feel safe again. Which, based on how hard it was for me to get that door open, isn’t a bad idea.