Lost in translation

 
Who is Birt and what is this Hday that he’s celebrating?

 
In the Mens department. Really. I checked the tag — it was labeled Men’s Hat.  

 
This pink fuzzy number is also a “Man’s Hat.” Josh wasn’t buying it, literally or figuratively.
 
Priceless and Sale are not interchangeable words. A book that costs $10.40 isn’t exactly “priceless.”
 

I guess it’s true what they say: The skin is always better on the other side . . . I mean, the grass is always greener in the tan man’s . . . (insert some quote that has to do with being happy with what you have as I apply my “Fade Out . . . White” cream to get rid of my sunspots.)

 

Naming your hair salon “Ooooppsss!!!” That word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

currency conversion error of the week . . .

Going to the grocery store and getting one lb of turkey from the deli, only to get home and realize you paid $24 for a pound of sandwich meat. Good grief.

Yes, the sliced turkey cost over $40/kilo. No, it was not magic turkey or calorie free turkey or anything special turkey. That’s just the way things are here.