lunchtime entertainment

One of the things we loved about Turkey is how much they love kids. Camille spent the entire two weeks fending off unwanted advances by strangers who wanted to pick her up, hold her, kiss her, give her food and other presents, pinch her cheeks and just get as close to her as they possibly could.

She resorted to using what we called “the Heisman.” When people would come up to her and put their hands out as if to pick her up, she would start shaking her head “no” and put her hand straight out to block them. I can’t believe I don’t have a photo of it, but I guess I was too busy laughing to snap a picture.

We went to lunch at this restaurant near our hotel in Istanbul and Camille was perched on my lap, happily chowing down on bread when the owner dragged this enormous baby swing over to our table and wanted to put her in it. We settled for me putting her in it and we all smiled and clapped as she looked at us like we were crazy, but once the owner got it moving, she was happy. I should have gotten a photo of the entire thing because it had a big yellow canopy with gold fringe on it. She looked like a princess on her throne as I tried to time her bites of lunch with the motion of the swing.

Turkish Delight

One night in Istanbul Josh and I went out to a Turkish bath. I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect — I just knew that you first sit in a really hot steam room and then some dude scrubs you and rinses you off. A traditional Turkish bath is single sex (all women with female attendants or all men with male attendants), but I didn’t want to go by myself so we found a traditional-style bath that did couples and families.

We got off the tram and were walking through some back alleys and streets that made me wonder if I was sane for trying this at all, but Josh said he knew where he was going.

This is my “where the heck are we going?” face. Note the warehouses in the background. We were back in the area the next day and it was crowded with shoppers and open businesses, but at that time of the evening everything had shut down and it looked pretty sketchy.

The back alley did have pretty view though . . .

This bath has been around for hundreds of years and was used by one of the sultans way back when. At least that’s what the sign on the wall said.

We relaxed and had tea while we waited for our turn. You can’t take any photos inside the bath. First, because all the water and steam would ruin your camera. Second, it’s not allowed because people are wandering around in wet pieces of flannel that aren’t exactly flattering and there is the potential for public exposure if you aren’t careful. Not exactly photo-worthy stuff unless you work for TMZ.

Inside there are two levels of changing rooms that surround a center lobby. When it’s your turn they give you a key to one of the rooms and you go in and change into almost nothing. Well, in a real Turkish bath it would be that way. In this one the women are given bikini tops and shorts made out of thin cotton fabric and the men are given a traditional pestemal, a piece of cloth that is wrapped around the waist.

They have a photo gallery on their website where you can see inside the bath and see the bath attire:
http://www.suleymaniyehamami.com.tr/photogallery.htm

Then they give you these wooden clog-like sandals and you clop-clop across the marble floor and into the steam room. I was sure I was going to eat it in those shoes. I guess it’s for “safety” because the wet marble is slippery, but 2 inch thick wooden sandals that don’t fit aren’t exactly what I would choose as a safer alternative to bare feet. But I guess it’s traditional.

Inside the bath there is a large marble island that 4 or 5 people can lie on at one time. The marble is heated somehow and it feels like stretching out on a warm rock on a sunny day. Everything is made of marble and stone. The floors are marble, the basins of water are marble, the walls are marble and stone, the slabs where they wash you are marble. It sort of felt like a really nice frat house where everyone was lounging around in wet “t-shirts” and splashing water on each other.

For the next 45 minutes we stretched out, relaxed, chatted, and enjoyed the heat. The marble basins and taps on the side walls of the room were filled with water of varying temperatures so you could scoop out water and pour it over yourself to cool off if you wanted. I wanted to (and did), Josh thought that defeated the purpose of the “sweat room.”

Meanwhile in three corners of the large room were three different washing rooms with open arched doorways. We caught glimpses of the attendants scrubbing away as we waited for it to be our turn. The actual “bath” takes place in there. There are two marble slabs and two attendants in each of the three rooms.

When bath time came we each sat against the wall and the attendant (dressed only in a pestemal) poured cold water over us to rinse us off. I was really glad I had rinsed off a few times while waiting because the water felt shockingly cold compared to the heat of the room. Then they put on a loofah mit and scrubbed all the surfaces of our bodies. The interesting thing is how it was like a choreographed routine. The attendants moved in unison, each performing the same task (scrub one leg, scrub the other leg, move to the back) at the same time, even when they couldn’t see each other.

Once the scrubbing was finished, more rinsing (brr!), then we stretched out on marble slabs for the sudsing. This was my favorite part. They took thin pillowcases, dunked them in soapy water and filled them with air so they looked like balloons. Then they ran their hands down the length of the pillowcases creating a waterfall of bubbles that spilled down over us. It was like lying on a cloud. That part could have lasted for an hour and I would have been happy. But it was over too soon — more rinsing (the attendants pour water over themselves at the same time. They must get really hot), then a short massage which was wonderful because the attendant was not gentle with the knots in my shoulders. Then more rinsing, hair washing and then it was over.

At that time we left the steam room (dripping wet), shuffling along through the soapy water in the wooden clogs, hoping I didn’t trip on the drainage moat that has been built into the floor . . . in the next room another attendant handed us each a dry pestemal and we went into a changing room to change out of our wet ones and wrapped the dry ones around us. Then the attendant finished wrapping us in thin towels to dry us off and invited us to sit in the lounge and relax.

It was a really fun and unique evening. I loved it, but wish it had lasted longer, especially the sudsing part. It’s the kind of bath that your grandma might have given you on a Saturday night at the end of a long day of playing outside. Serious deep cleaning and all business, no time for playing. (although my kids’ grandmas always make time for the kids to play in the tub . . . maybe that’s a generational thing.)

Josh went back with his parents and the three boys the next day and they had a fun time too. I was a little nervous that the attendants might be just as rough on the boys as they were on us, but the boys all said it didn’t hurt at all. They loved it so much we intended to visit another bath together in Cappadocia, but we ran out of time. I really wish I had pictures of them all wrapped up in their pestemals . . . now when Caleb gets out of the shower he wraps his towel around his waist like they do at the bath. A Turkish tradition lives on.

yo ho! yo ho! A sultan’s life for me . . .

One afternoon in Istanbul we went to visit an underground cistern. Back in the day it was built by somebody (probably the Romans, since it seems like the Romans built everything back then) and then the area was conquered and no one knew it existed for really long time, but then people started building houses and digging for wells and finding water. Lucky them! One guy ended up digging deep enough and found that there was this entire underground system of water storage.
Eventually it was restored and now they charge money to walk through and look at it.  

I took this photo with my flash so you can see how big it is (this is just part of it), but when you’re down there it’s all dark and glowy. When we first started down the steps the damp underground smell and the darkness felt just like we were entering Pirates of the Caribbean ride and I half expected Johnny Depp to pop out of the darkness and start whispering “Dead men tell no tales” at me.

The lights at the base of the pillars reflecting off the water. It’s beautiful down there and COOL so it was a great place to spend some time getting out of the hot sweaty Istanbul afternoon. Most of the rest of my photos had to be taken with a flash so they don’t show how beautiful and eerie it all looked, but better to share the sights than just some black boxes with a few shadows in them.  

Calvin looks like he’s about to embark on a thrill ride, but nothing down here is scary.

There were tons of fish swimming in the shallow water. They all huddled under the lights like they were waiting for a feeding.

I didn’t know how tall the pillars were, but I was going to guess about 30 feet. Out of curiosity I ran it by my fact checker (google) and my guess was right on. The water used to go most of the way to the top, but now it’s shallow, probably only knee or hip depth.

Another historic sight that Camille slept through. Don’t worry baby girl. We’ll be happy to come back in 10 years and do it all over again with you.

When you first enter the cistern they have a tourist trap photo booth set up where you dress up like a sultan or one of the harem and have a souvenir photo taken. Nana pulled out her “I’m an old lady and this is the only time I’m going to be in Istanbul with you grandchildren card” and roped them into doing it. You aren’t allowed to take your own photos so this is the best I could get of the boys in costume. The professional photo turned out really great. Unfortunately there was only room for five people in the photo, so Josh and I had to sit out. Still crying over that one . . .

The head of Medusa. No one knows why it was placed upside down. Really. Not even all-knowing wikipedia. The head sculptures are older than the cistern itself and were brought in from somewhere else. I have no idea why you’d want something decorative and ornate at the bottom of a receptacle for holding water, but whatever.

cheese, cheese, bumblebees!

So this pillar has a hole in it and it’s famous because if you stick your thumb in it and rotate your hand and your thumb comes out wet, then your wish is supposed to come true. I know it sounds weird, but I’m not making it up. I think it’s some practical joke that a bored Ottoman came up with way back when — their version of the email promising that Bill Gates will pay you if you forward it to all of your friends to help them track how many people are using the internet. (Oh, you didn’t get your check yet? My sister did. I’m sure yours is in the mail . . . )

Anyway, everyone was buying it and standing in line to have a chance at molesting the pillar. All I could think of was how many people had stuck their thumb into that hole and how many nasty germs were being spread between tourists. Icky. Icky. I guess it has something to do with the type of stone that this particular pillar is made out of so it absorbs water and the hole is always wet or something gross like that.

this lady spent a full 30 seconds making sure her wish came true

In case you want to know the actual history of the Basilica cistern, and not my interpretive guessing at historical events, you can read more about it here. (they have better photos too.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basilica_Cistern

Mediterranean coast

Antalya is a large beach city on the Mediterranean coast and a popular vacation spot for Europeans. We stayed inside the walls of the old city that is right on the harbor. We didn’t want to leave without giving the kids a chance to swim in the fabulously warm water (on of my favorite memories from visiting Israel as a kid is bodysurfing in the warm waves), so we found a private beach/cove and for 10 TL ($6) each, we could sun and swim all day.

If I had some photoshopping skills I’d get rid of the lady in the background, but lets just say I was going for realism, instead of a family portrait. There were tons of Europeans there with very white skin trying to absorb as much UV as possible. It made my skin hurt to watch them turn red and go back for more.

Working on stroke refinement. The Med has a higher salt content so it’s extra buoyant– great for swim practice.

Camille loves the water. She likes to splash in it, suck the salt off her hands, get passed around from person to person, eat sand . . .

Josh, Caleb, and Calvin swam out to this large rock so they could jump off it — Caleb made it all the way out there without help.

Carter, ever the fisherman, trying to catch minnows with his bare hands.

I picked a chair in the second row so I had a barrier between Camille and the water’s edge. Traveling with a baby has been more complicated, but we’ve still been able to do almost everything we’ve wanted to do.

Caleb making “sandballs” and tossing them in the air.

We had a wonderful day at the beach. I loved swimming in the warm water. There were cold and warm currents throughout the bay so if the water was cool in a spot and you moved a few feet it would be warm again. Bathwater warm. WAY better than anything on the Pacific side of the US. I was able to walk right in and submerge myself without flinching. The only thing missing were some waves to ride, but that might not have worked out so well for Camille. 

jet lag

Yeah, I’m the only person I know who could get jet lag when traveling between time zones that are only 1 hour apart. When we got home around 11am this morning, I unpacked, started doing laundry, and opened our mail. Did you know that Amazon moved their Middle Eastern distribution center to our house? It certainly looked like it based on the number of boxes that were piled all over our dining room table.

Lots of fun presents arrived while we were gone, including my new barefoot running shoes. I swore I’d never wear the “frog feet” when Josh came home with his two years ago, but they’ve grown on me and now I have a cute hot pink/orange pair of my own. I don’t know how much actual “running” I’m going to do in them, but they are superbly comfortable.

So after the initial adrenaline rush of returning home wore off I relaxed on the couch while baby played. Josh fell asleep and since I don’t nap, I just mindlessly read on the computer. Until my eyes stopped cooperating and kept closing. Wait, where’s the baby? Zoning ouuuut . . . is the baby eating electrical cords? I decided for everyone’s safety and sanity I would put her in her bed (playpen) with a bunch of toys and lie down on Caleb’s bed next to her. I have never been so thankful for a piece of baby equipment. She played and I fogged in and out and would throw new toys over the side every time she got bored until she was crabby and tired herself and then we napped together. For many hours. When we finally woke up, it was dark, Josh had been to the grocery store and was making dinner, and the boys had played at a friend’s house all afternoon. I had completely checked out.

And that’s why I am wide awake at 1:30 in the morning. And why I’m a bad napper.

ETA: Missing baby bed has been found. It arrived at the Muscat airport tonight.
I’m going to be posting photos from the last few weeks, but I’m going to post them as I feel like telling the stories; meaning not in order. Sorry if that’s a pain. I’m going to be tagging them with locations so eventually you’ll be able to pull up all the posts from Istanbul, Ankara, etc and I’ll try to make it clear in the post where it actually took place.
Maybe I’ll start tonight, since there’s not much chance of sleeping. I’ll just adapt like the Omanis for the next 2 weeks of Ramadan. Sleep all day and eat all night.