Lost in Translation again

Josh had the day off today so we went to the 1 rial store in search of stocking stuffers — everything in the store costs between 25 cents and $2.60. My favorite part of shopping in these kinds of places is seeing the things that are trying to be American, but aren’t quite right. 
Who needs to go to Santa Cruz when we can buy O’neil products right here in Oman? 

Points for correct comma placement or this would look like a plea to engage in child trafficking. 


Ah, Disney Princessrs, the lesser-known family of Disney characters.

I didn’t buy these glasses, but I was tempted to get them as a gift for one of my sisters. Only funny if you have a mango allergy.

When I need inspiration, I look to the cover of my Miley Cyrus notebook. 
(enlarged below)

Now you can smell like the POTUS too.


“Be Queen?” Yes, because every queen drinks out of a plastic cup.

We caved and got a basket for all of our “treasures.”

For those times when you can’t decide if you want to play hockey or go hunting . . .
Yeah . . . no comment.