As I sink into the beanbag in front of the TV, getting all cozied up to watch the newest episode of Downton Abbey (Masterpiece Classic, PBS — period piece awesomeness that is not about urban nuns), Girly spies the cappuccino in my hand and runs over for her share. At $4.50 a pop, I really shouldn’t be drinking these as often as I do, but since I’m still in the “oh, it’s all Monopoly money anyway” zone, I happily hand over my multicolored bills without counting the actual cost. And from the look of things, it’s soon going to get a lot more expensive.
Month: January 2012
stars
This was one of those days when I kept wishing I had my camera and then at the end I remembered that I have a camera on my phone that I use all the time (good grief), so I snapped a few shots before the sun went down. Some of the photos are blurry, but they’re better than nothing and simply describing it wouldn’t do this beach justice.





ladylike
So my little darling has decided that it’s fun to stick things up her nose and in her ears. I swear the boys never did this. Sure they stuck their fingers up their noses (and still do) and one proudly declared that his boogers were yummy because they tasted salty, but this foreign object thing up the nose is freaking me out.
First was the broken off lead from a colored pencil. She went up to Lucy and pointed at her nose a few times, saying something urgent in her baby gibberish. Then she sneezed and the pointy green tip of a pencil came flying out. Lucy saved it to show me.
Then the other night we were out at a restaurant and she snagged a kernel of corn from the salad and instead of putting it in her mouth, shoved it up one nostril. It was totally classy the way Josh had her in his lap, turned upside down, trying to peer up her nose. He thought maybe I was imagining things because he couldn’t see anything, but I insisted that the corn left her hand and disappeared up her nose. He managed to massage it down and then picked it out with the tines of a fork. Like I said, totally classy.
Yesterday it was a tic-tac. I would have thought that tic-tacs were too yummy to waste on a nose, but she ate one half and shoved the other half up her nose. A two for one, I guess. This time a pocketknife set of tweezers came to the rescue.
Finally, today we were eating lunch and I look over to see her grinning and trying to shove bits of steak up her nose. Why?! She thought it tasted so good that her other orifices would enjoy it too? Or maybe she’s realized that every girl needs a purse and has created one out of those handy little pockets in her face? Whatever the reason, I’m sure it’s going to end up in an all-expense paid trip to Muscat Private hospital one of these days.
Until then I’ve been preparing by googling home remedies for “object stuck up baby’s nose” — supposedly closing off the unaffected nostril, sealing your mouth over baby’s, and blowing hard to force the object out is the way to go. I guess that will have to do until she figures out that treasures come out of the nose, they don’t go in.
walk, walk, walk



sick Robin = no blogging
I have been knocked down, run over, and stomped on by a nasty cold/sinus infection. I blame a rogue amoeba from the wadi water that made a home in my sinuses because I woke up with the beginnings of this plague the very next day.
I’ve been 1/2 functioning all week, but the last 2 days I have completely lost my voice and have had to lie low. Because my brain has been fuzzy I haven’t been capable of putting 2 sentences together on my blog either. Lucy has been feeding me all these herbal remedies — her ginger tea spiked with hot pepper, ginger with salt, and today she brought something that she said was the fermented juice of the cashew fruit, added it to the tea and had me drink it. It tasted like ginger laced vodka and it burned going down. So far pink elephants aren’t flying around the room, but I’m not certain they aren’t going to start.
On the bright side, I found a website that streams a continual loop of old Judge Judy episodes so I’m tucked in bed with the sweet sounds of courtroom drama sending me to dreamland . . .