I'm tired:

Of being exhausted.

Of wearing a sweater when it’s 115 and humid.

Of feeling sweaty (see above point about sweater).

Of Camille waking up in a foul mood and screaming at me (related to general lack of sleep, not enough exercise, and an irregular schedule).

Of moving to different foreign countries–really, of moving in general.

Of feeling short-tempered all the time.

Of knowing I have an easy life, but not feeling grateful for it.

Of not having anything interesting to blog about. (Josh says I felt the same way last summer after moving to Oman. It’s true that this whole experience has sort of a deja vu feel to it . . .)

Of feeling disorganized and disconnected.

Of never having anything good to watch on TV (I’m currently watching a special on how Justin Bieber became famous — Oh! He’s flying around on heart-shaped metal scaffolding. Something else I didn’t need to know).

Of not having a purpose to each day.

Of Ramadan and all the restrictions that come with it.

Of complaining. So I’ll quit now.

Have I mentioned the HEAT?

 
We have to walk a ways from base to the car — far enough that poor girlie fell asleep in the stroller. 
  
Waiting at the longest stoplight in the world on our way back to the hotel. She’s not in her carseat because I burned her (and myself) on the buckle as I tried to put her in. She went from sleeping to screaming and ended up with a blister on her leg. I’m going to have to get a towel to keep in the car to cover it up while we’re out. 
  
It’s Hotter than Hot, but we’re not letting that stop us!

islands in the stream

A few of the people from Josh’s work got together to rent a boat for the day to go out to an island off the coast and have a BBQ. Since it was the beginning of Ramadan, which means we’re not allowed to eat or drink in public and the base mandates that we all have to wear long pants and long sleeves in the bajillion degree weather, that sounded great to us. 

 

 
 

Leaving Manama behind . . .

Under the Hidd bridge and out to sea

Engrish funny on the back of the lifejackets: “The Mr. Beach likes the surfing. Enjoys with the sea in the together feeling.”  

We headed out at top speed for about an hour and I wasn’t seeing anything around us except for open water. Just as I asked Josh how far out he thought we were going he noticed that the water changed from dark blue to bright turquoise and this small sandbar-island appeared.  

A “lighthouse” marking the shallow area
 

The only occupants were birds scattered along the edge of the water
 

First steps on the untouched beach

The water was so incredibly salty — second only to the Dead Sea. If any of it splashed in our eyes we had to rinse them with fresh water to take the sting away. 

Paradise is grilled salmon on the beach. The boat crew set up an umbrella, table and chairs, started the coals and cooked all the food that we brought. 

We swam and snorkeled (our group was small — our family plus 5 other adults)

I was too busy watching this fish to put on a mask and fins 
 

Carter is always able to entertain himself at the beach — he’s either building something or hatching a plan to catch something.

He found a rusty pole buried in the sand and decided to try spearfishing
 
 
 
Lunch on the beach
 
The water felt like a warm bathtub
 
It was so hot out and getting wet didn’t do much to cool us down so I took Camille and escaped to the shade of the boat for a little while. I didn’t want her to overheat so we retreated to the air conditioned cabin for a few minutes, then came up for dessert. 
 
Someone’s eyes are always closed. 
 
Heading home
 
  
 
 
We saw a group of dolphins that looked like prehistoric creatures with crazy misshapen dorsal fins. I thought one had been in a boat accident until I noticed that all of them were the same. Googling “dolphin messed up dorsal fin” hasn’t given me any leads on what kind they are. 
 
Finally sleeping . . .
 
A huge tanker that we passed on our way in
 
 
 
 Entering the harbor — back home in Manama. Time to don long sleeves and pants again. 

Grosser than gross:

My girlie thinks the bidet in our hotel room is a toddler size drinking fountain.
Disgusting.

 
 We did something really fun today, but I’m too tired from being out in the heat all day to post all the pictures of our boat trip. The boys (the younger two) start VBS tomorrow at the base chapel, so hopefully I’ll have some extra time to write about our cruise out to an island in the middle of the ocean. 

I’m probably better off without a car . . .

The boys and I ventured out today to go to a “friend’s” house. On the way the boys were asking things like:
“So where did you meet this lady?”
I haven’t.
“But I thought she was friends with you on Facebook?”
Well . . . I have messaged with her on Facebook.
“So why are we going over to her house?”
Because she invited people over for coffee.
“So why do we have to go?”
Urgh! Be quiet while I’m trying to figure out where I’m going!
“How do you know where she lives?”
Because she sent me her address and Daddy showed me where it was on Google Maps. 
“So, who is this lady?”
I have no idea.

Yeah, you know how people tell you to be careful about meeting strangers from the Internet? I’m happy to tell you that these strangers are now friends. The moms had fun chatting over coffee while our 13 kids played Wii and swam in the beautiful pool in her backyard. We shared house hunting stories, housekeeper stories, and military life experiences. The kids left saying, “Thanks Mom. That was great!”

Perfect day, until the drive home. I am the only person I know who can get lost while using a GPS. The house we visited was only about 5 minutes from our hotel and Josh pointed out our “future house” as a landmark, but somehow I managed to drive around for almost an hour before getting back to the hotel. I didn’t use the GPS at first because I thought I knew the general direction I was going . . . and then I ended up on the back side of the base, nowhere near the hotel. Not a big deal, I know how to get home from here . . . oops, I was supposed to turn right back there. . . . How did I end up on the freeway? At least I know NOT to go over the bridge. Let me get off the freeway and pull out the GPS. XXXX Suites is the same as XXXX Hotel, right? Huh, as we’re getting closer, things aren’t looking familiar. What sort of crazy roundabout is this? Good grief, this tiny car has no power. How am I supposed to merge? Yeah, I’m sure this is not our hotel.

Let’s try again: GPS, take me to the Grand Mosque. I can find the hotel from there. Wow, I was way off before since GPS lady is taking me in a completely different direction. After a few minutes, Calvin notices the time on the GPS and says, “Is this thing still on Israel time? Cause it’s saying we aren’t going to get there until 5:56pm.” Say what now? I zoom out, out, out and discover that my destination is The Grand Mosque in Saudi Arabia.

Time to call in the pros. I pull over and call Josh and ask him if he set the XXXX Hotel in the GPS as a favorite location. Of course he didn’t, because normal directionally challenged people can plug in the name of their hotel and actually get there. He tells me to go to “Hotels” and type in only part of the name to see all the options. I select the one that seems the most promising and then proceed to drive on 3 different highways and through several roundabouts until finally pulling into the parking lot here at “HOME.” The worst part about the detour wasn’t the driving, but that Camille fell asleep in the car and we were on the road long enough that she counted that as her “nap.”

This is a rough recreation of where I drove: The party was in the area marked ‘A’ and our hotel is near the other red circle. Somehow I managed to turn a 5 minute trip into a tour of the island. I think I need to go back to walking.

We are melting . . . melting!

The humidity has arrived — stepping outside means fogged up sunglasses, slippery iPhones and dripping bodies. Even the glass windows in the stairway inside our hotel were fogging up. 

We can’t escape the heat by going to the beach and there are no waves here — this is the front of the indoor waterpark inside the mall. We haven’t gone yet, but it’s on our list of things to do. Unfortunately we are starting the Ramadan season of daytime lockdown (starting tomorrow) where everything is closed all day and people party all night. The indoor waterpark is one of the places that closes for the entire month. 

We caved and rented a car. I decided my mental health was more important than adhering to the principle of not “needing” a car. Last night we went to the mall to walk around and find a place to eat. The parking garage said there were 1400 spots available, but when almost every car parks like this, it makes it a lot harder to find a space than it should be. 

I am so bummed that this photo didn’t turn out. The mannequins all had their legs covered, but tons of nippage showing through the tops. I think it’s much more important (and modest) to cover my lady bits than my knees . . .

I know going out to eat every night sounds fun . . . 

It really isn’t. I spend the entire time hissing at the kids to eat like humans, rather than wild animals, and she wants to climb on the table and make a mess of all the food. Look at Josh’s tight jaw — he’s trying not to lose it as she screams and flops everywhere. She is an expert at “going boneless.” 

It’s a beautiful, gigantic mall. We’ve been twice and haven’t even begun to cover it all. It’s like the Dubai Mall’s baby sister. This is the view from our seats at Fatburger (Carter was so excited), looking out at the entrance to the indoor waterpark. Sorry for the blur. 

Poor sweaty girl. On the base for lunch with dad. 

They have all sorts of food options: Taco Bell and other fast food places, but Carter’s favorite is going through the cafeteria line for mashed potatoes and gravy. Today he got beef stroganoff along with his mashed potatoes. 

I opted for the taco bar and made a taco salad.

The other thing that has been hard about blogging lately is I now have to think about XXXXXXXXXX (redacted). I have to be careful about the things I take pictures of or the things I talk about that have to do with Josh and his work. That is a new twist for me and I’m feeling sort of inhibited by it all. I’m sure it will become more natural and I’ll get a better idea of what is off limits soon, but it’s not making things easy at the moment. And now I’m second guessing if I’m even allowed to talk about XXXXXX (redacted) . . . not like I know what Josh does at work (I’m not even allowed XXXXXXXXX (redacted) Or maybe that’s a secret too. [yes it was] Ackk! [see how difficult this is?!?]

A new friend took the boys to see a movie on base after lunch, so I was able to take Camille home to nap. 

She runs hot anyway, so as soon as she hits the outside air she turns as red as a beet. Picture a blow dryer set to ‘High Heat’ blowing in your face while being drizzled with warm water — that’s pretty close to how it feels.