Month: July 2013

Try, try again

So after a failed first run, I was done. Finished. Halas. But when I called Josh to say that I was going to write off the entire session of swim lessons because I didn’t have it in me to be Mom Of The Screamer At The Pool, he said he had talked to Camille that morning and she said, “I’m going to swim today.” Yeah, right. I’ve heard that one before. I handed off the phone to her and he must have said something like, “If I tell your mom to bring you to swim lessons and you don’t swim, she’s going to kill me, so you better not make me look bad.”
She didn’t. She even swam with a smile. (For most of it.)

Hallelujah that Mr. Joseph was in the pool and not me.
I mean, yes, it’s SUPER HOT outside (though I swear it’s not as humid as last summer), but the pool water is chilled which most people see as an advantage?!? I prefer my pool water to be body temperature so chilled pools are not my thing. Give me swampy warm water any day. 
She earned her ice cream today! Now I only have to think up 6 more bribes . . .
6pm — out cold for the night. At least until 2:30am when she woke up starving. 
Survival is letting your child eat cold chicken nuggets in your bed while you try to fall back to sleep before the wide-awakeness hits you too. 

zombie apocalypse

This is me after 15 hours of “sleep” (minus the several hours in the middle of the night that I was up with girlie). We went to sleep at 5:30 pm and I got up at 8am. It feels like I’ve been tumbled in the dryer and don’t know which way is up. 
Before vacation, I had the bright idea of signing Camille up for swimming lessons, thinking that 4pm would be perfect to get her out of the house during the sleepy afternoon time so she could get back on Bahraini time faster. Um, yeah. I’m an idiot. 
First problem: I had to wake her up from her nap to get dressed to go to the pool. Then she fell asleep again on the way. 
We haven’t even gotten out of the car yet and she’s crying: “I don’t want to do swimming lessons!!” 
This 
plus this = $40 down the drain
She cried the entire time and the teacher suggested I take her in the “Mommy and Me” class. I can do Mommy and Me all day long in our pool at home. She can blow bubbles, she can put her face in the water, and the whole point of swimming lessons for me is so that I don’t have to get in the pool myself. 
As soon as we left the pool, she was super happy. Of course she was. 
(To be fair to her, I know this joyful feeling well. It’s the adrenaline rush that happens when an anxiety producing event is behind you. Similar to how I used to want to kiss the ground when I stepped off an airplane.)
This is today in our pool.
Swimming, splashing, putting her face in the water . . . no problem!
I think this will have to count for swimming lessons for this year.

jet lag

So I had myself situated perfectly for a seamless transition back to Bahrain time. I slept a bit on the plane, but with 24 hours of travel behind us we arrived in Bahrain in the evening prepared to crash for the night. At least I was. I hadn’t counted on kids who were wired and not ready to sleep. Whatever, they can take care of themselves. I put them to bed with instructions to keep the volume down and was in the middle of sweet sleep by 10:30. Perfect.

Until 2:30 when the laughs got louder and a little voice said, “Mommy, I’m hungry.” Thankfully, one of the brothers took her downstairs to get her some cereal so I was able to go back to sleep. Until 3:30 when I hear shrieks of “MOMMY! MOMMY!” I stagger downstairs to find her fully dressed in tap shoes and fancy dress, standing on the kitchen counter with a jar of peanut butter, mad that we don’t have any bread in the house.

Seriously?!
Not impressed
The boys were in the middle of a Kinect tournament so I figured I better, you know, be a mom and supervise my starving child. And that was the beginning of my very long day. 
So that’s what sunrise looks like. I figured I might as well take the dog for a walk since I’d already been up for hours. 
Let the unpacking commence. 
These little boogers thought that around 2:30 they were going to take a nap — WRONG! I had to wake Carter up 3 times before Josh finally got them out of the house and took them to the grocery store. Before they left, Camille was on meltdown #349505 of the day, poor thing, so I wasn’t surprised when I found her lying on the floor outside my bedroom door.

 I moved her to my bed and lay down next to her so she wouldn’t wake up and . . . that was it for me. 4:30pm and we were done. Until 12:30am when a little voice woke me up with the words, “Mommy, I’m hungry.”

And that’s why we’re up at 2:30 in the morning watching Seinfeld and Friends reruns and eating girl scout cookies while everyone else is asleep.

Heading home

The day before or the day that I fly, I spend my mental energy pushing back the curling fingers of nerves that try to penetrate my peace. Our brains are amazing things — they can be reprogrammed, but they still are able to pull up past memories and feelings without warning. At church on Sunday the pastor, speaking on forgiveness, said, “We are told to forgive and forget, but that is impossible because  we are human and our brains don’t work that way. A more accurate way to phrase it would be that we need to “forgive and forgive. And then forgive again.”

It’s the same thing  with flying for me. Just cause I’m better doesn’t mean that getting on a plane is all easy, breezy, and fun. It’s a tiring job keeping my brain from wandering down dark paths, whispering warnings and doomsday proclamations like it used to do. It doesn’t help that for the last month here the news has been dominated by the plane that crash landed in SF. Excellent fodder for a brain in overdrive. 
I’ll be fine. I am fine. And just as remembering that someone hurt me doesn’t mean I haven’t forgiven them, remembering that flying used to make me insane (or rather, I was insane and flying brought out the worst of it) doesn’t mean that I’m sick again.

But to show you where my twisted mind goes, I’ll just say that right before I posted this, my brain thought,”How ironic if these were your last words.” Seriously?!?! Good grief brain. Get it together. Thank God for my Zoloft to keep things in check. I may be unable to keep from thinking stupid things, but at least I don’t have to feel the irrational panic that used to accompany those thoughts. 
In the category of Not Helping, on the way to the airport dad asked, “Did they ever figure out what happened with that Korean airliner?”  Hahahahaha. (Don’t worry, Dad. It was fine.)
Off to put myself in relaxed robot mode for the next 24 hours. See you on the other side of the world!

This is how she rolls
Why yes, that is a Louis Vuitton purse that the lady is carrying with her forehead. 
We are back!

Stomping Grounds

Driving by our old house in Monterey makes me a little sad. I’m one of the least sentimental people around, but even this stone cold heart starts to thaw when I remember the good times we had there, our homeschooling days, neighborhood block parties, my garden where I waged war on earwigs night after night … If I let myself, I would miss it. The nostalgic voice whispers, “You’ll never live in such a magical place again. Josh was able to ride his bike to work, you were 3 minutes from one of the most beautiful coasts in the world, a mix of all the best things were within your reach — Farmer’s Markets, roadside produce stands, Trader Joe’s, REI, and Target covered all the bases. The boys could run and play and climb trees and build forts until you rang the bell calling them in every night. It will never be like this again.”

The boys went back to “our” Trader Joe’s and found the otter! 
(The employees hide the otter in a new place every day and when the kids spot him they are given candy from the store manager). 

And it won’t be. That’s the problem with going back — even if we did get to live there again it wouldn’t be the same. The kids are bigger, the neighbors are different, we have a girl now… So I brush away the wishful thinking and turn my thoughts toward what comes next. Four days from now we fly back to our tiny island with no regrets. My cup is full. We’ve seen everyone it was possible to see, eaten all of our favorite foods at our favorite places, stocked up on clothes for the coming year, and loaded up our suitcases with bits of here to hold us over until the next time we’re able to make this trek. The introvert in me is all talked out and almost looking forward to the quiet days of Ramadan.

Artichokes in bloom
Fun trip to “our” mall. 

The last item on our “Tour de Costal California,” a visit to Phil’s Fish Market for Phil’s special cioppino (a tomato based fish stew, loaded with seafood.) 
This is the line from inside the front door. The food really is that good. 
Ready to get cracking! Over Caleb’s shoulder, the line continues out toward the parking lot.
A first for her — last time we were here she was just a baby.
Calamari starter
Cioppino on the bottom left — scallops, mussels, clams, squid, fish, shrimp, and crab in a spicy stew. 
Treasures to take home? 
We are able to say “We used to live here” about way more places than the average person, but we don’t often get the chance to go stand on those exact squares of sidewalk and reminisce and relive. This has been a great trip for doing that — especially since the kids are old enough to remember all of their favorites too.