Phil

“OK campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s coooold out there today.” 

Can anyone guess why that movie quote keeps running through my head today? Maybe if I add this clip, you’ll get the connection:

YEP, it’s Groundhog day here again (and again). I didn’t even know it was possible to get strep for a 3rd time in the span of about a month. It would almost be humorous if it weren’t so irritating/annoying/exasperating/embarrassing. My body has failed me. I’m clearly a walking germ capsule. I need to wrap myself in biohazard tape and volunteer my services to the government. Maybe they could use me to infect and wipe out ISIS.

I have a friend who told me that she kept getting strep to the point that she eventually learned to function with strep. As I was curled up in a sick coma the first two times I couldn’t fathom doing anything but pulling the sheets over my head, but what do you know, I might be getting used to this functioning at 50% thing. I didn’t bother going to the doctor today — I’m trying all the natural remedies possible instead: Emergen C immune booster drink, fermented cod liver oil, a concoction called “cold kicker tea” which is a fancy name for garlic, onion, vinegar, chile pepper and some other stuff all brewed together, an hour in the sun (to boost my vitamin D), homeopathy pellets and of course my standby of Motrin every 6 hours. Add in some tea and honey and I think I’ve covered all my bases. Yeah, I’m desperate.

I felt bad today, but not as if I was going to die like the previous 2 times. If it weren’t for Google telling me that I might suffer long term heart or kidney damage from untreated strep I would be perfectly fine waiting it out. We’ll see what tomorrow brings. I just pray that I can kick this thing before our trip to Paris at the end of the month.

My sickbed buddy — she tested negative for strep yesterday, but we’re still waiting for the final results from the doc. Of course I started feeling my strep symptoms coming back after we had left the clinic. Any and all suggestions for natural or woo-woo remedies are welcome. I’ll try anything. 

Wild Kingdom

When Caleb yelled, “Mom! You have to come here!!!” I yelled back, “No I don’t! I don’t need to see what score you got on your video game! Just tell me!” He came to the top of the stairs and yelled down, “No! Zeki caught a bird! In the house!” He was right. I did need to see that. 
I came upstairs to see a carpet of feathers covering the floor. Caleb pointed toward Camille’s play tent: “He’s in there.” I gently pulled back the tent flap to see a fat, self satisfied cat snacking on a few feathers, with one paw casually laid on top of a bird carcass. 
The bird’s neck had been broken. As if to show off, Zeki drew the bird body in toward him and wrestled it to defeat once more.  

There was a lot of screaming and many cries of “GROSS!!!” along with “My cat is a MURDERER!!”  to go with Camille’s tears. 
 

Once Zeki had had his way with the bird body I delicately grabbed it by one wing (as everyone else ran the other way) and carried it outside to the trash. 

I was stopped by Caleb on the way down the stairs. He rain up with his iPad and said, “Hold on! I need to take a picture of the bird. I told K (skype girl) that I would take a picture of it and put it on Instagram.” Say what now? My 10 year old has an Instagram account?!! I decided it was better to discard the dead bird before dealing with my Instagram dilemma. When dad is out of town it’s always one crisis after another . . .

birdmurder is hard work