Bon Appetit!

After kicking up our feet and soaking in the sun next to the pond in the Tulleries, we completed the trek down the length of the garden to the Orangerie, the museum that was designed specifically to show off Monet’s enormous waterlily paintings. 
The ceiling is a skylight covered by a sheer curtain. The paintings are always changing depending on the amount of light available. Paris annoyance number 1: the number of people taking selfies with iconic works of art. A year ago people weren’t allowed to take photos in this museum and while I’m sure all these folks are happy to go home with their own copy of the lilies, it made the viewing of them in person much less enjoyable. 

Yeah, yeah. I took one too. Not cause I really wanted to, but when I wrote about this museum last year I had to find a photo of it on google images and this time I can actually use my own. I’ll probably go back and delete it now to save space on my hard drive . . .

After we finished at the museum we decided it was time to head back to our apartment to rest for a few hours before dinner. We were both working on only a few hours of sleep from the plane ride and though we felt fine, we didn’t want be too tired to enjoy the special chef’s table dinner that I had booked ahead of time.

This was our first time trying out the Paris public bike system, the Velib (Vuh-LEEB). The name is a cute play on words combining “Velo” (bike) and “liberte” (freedom). It’s an apt name. Flying along Parisian streets on a bicycle felt incredibly freeing. There are stations all over the place with racks of bikes like in the above photo. We purchased a week-long pass for $8 each. We would type in our code, select an available bike, and be off. We could use the bike for up to 30 minutes free of charge before dropping it at any available spot at any of the stations. If we wanted a bike for longer than 30 minutes we could stop at a station, quickly switch bikes and the 30 minute clock would reset.

We rode all over the right bank, passing landmarks like the Pompidou modern art museum (which has an exterior as crazy as the works of art it houses in its interior), along the river Seine, and in and out of traffic until we finally made our way to the Velib stop closest to our apartment. 
Then I fell into a sleep so deep it made me glad that I set my alarm to wake up for dinner.  

We headed up to the hills above Paris, the Montemart area (which is pronounced more like Mo-mar than what you’d naturally assume from its spelling). For dinner we were going to a class/event at a cooking school. We arrived in the area a few minutes early so I showed Josh the bakery that we found last year that had the best French macarons. We bought a few to eat later — didn’t want to ruin our appetite for the amazing meal that was ahead of us. 
This is the class I took with my friends last year. They had just come back from the market and were learning how to prepare their fresh finds. When I was looking at the schedule of classes to take for this trip (cause I knew we had to do some kind of cooking experience together) the chef’s table class was exactly what I wanted. A chance for us to sit and eat together, try wines that have been picked to go with each dish (since I’m a terrible wine drinker — I always think food makes the wine taste bad so I’ll have a sip until my first bite and then quit), and relax. Especially for the first night of our vacation. 

We headed past this classroom and down a set of narrow wooden stairs to a wine cellar type room where the chef and a sommelier were waiting. We were seated at the table, met our dinner partners and examined the menu for the evening. We were a group of 4 (I like this particular school because they max out at 6 instead of 10-12 like other places) and the other two women were traveling solo, one on a repeat vacation to Paris from Quebec and another from LA. They were both 
Hydrate or die.
I’m not a foodie photo taker so I refrain from taking pictures of my food — I don’t want to be that person. Even on this night,  I only took two and Josh took one, but in hindsight, I wish I had sucked it up and taken photos of all of the courses because it would have been easier to describe how heavenly each dish was. 
First course was baby asparagus tips (newly in season) bathed in a velvety cream soup. Paired with champagne. Pro-tip: asparagus is notably difficult to pair with wine, but everything goes with champagne (according to Preston, our sommelier).                          
A pile of truffles, meaty whitefish, and a buttery sauce. Earthy and rich. And expensive. And now I know I love turbot. The chef would start each course by explaining what he had prepared while doing final preparations and plating. Meanwhile the sommelier, Preston, would pour the wine he had chosen to go with the dish and explain where it was from, what properties made it a good pairing, and then we would eat and drink. 
I thought I had tasted truffles before, but I clearly have not. The chef had several on a small plate and said that he was holding about 80E worth of truffles and then proceeded to take one and shave an abundance of it on each of our plates. This might have been my favorite dish of the night. 
My only experience with a sommelier was the guy on Top Chef who thought he was the Best Chef Ever because he had also been to wine school, but after tasting Preston’s wine parings, I have to give the sommelier thing some credit. The wine served with this course was crisp and tart, almost like a green apple, and it didn’t give me the wine shudders (when a wine tastes ok up front, but then the aftertaste is either too dry or too sweet and I have to shake it off. This happens often. Josh thinks it’s hilarious.)

I said the turbot and truffles was my favorite, but this third course is a close call. I’ve never had Foie Gras before, but I always thought it was a cold, liverwursty thing. Our chef explained that the best Foie Gras is fresh and that the stuff we were eating came from ducks that had been killed the day before. I don’t know that I’ll ever have Foie Gras again because I doubt anything else will be able to compare. First he seared it to caramelize the surface, then finished it off in the oven. It was served with pearl onions in a balsamic glaze. The FG melted in my mouth — firm edges, soft in the middle. It was buttery, rich, and like nothing else that I’ve ever had. It was earthy, but more like a truffle than a mushroom. 

Darn us for being too busy having a good time and eating to take a photo of the duck and cheese courses. All I’ve got is a photo of Josh eating Foie Gras. So the foie gras was served with a sweeter white wine (not super sweet) that cut through the richness the dish. It totally worked. Chef Alex’s food was divine, but I was even more impressed that Preston could pick wines that I actually enjoyed drinking with my food. It’s a Paris miracle. 
The next two courses were duck and then cheese. The duck breast was from the same geese that “grew” the foie gras so they had an extra layer of fat on them which the chef managed to get perfectly crispy. The duck breast itself was like steak, like a fillet wrapped in bacon with the salty, crispy skin on the outside. It was served with a pepper infused butter and now I can’t remember what else — darn my prideful refusal to take out my camera. Oh yeah, the wine. This one was a smoky red, which is totally Josh’s favorite kind, but not mine. It was fine, but I passed it off to Josh after a few sips so I could focus on my duck. 
But the wine that went with the cheese course was a sweetish red and mixed with the blue cheese — taste explosion! I don’t even remember what else was on that cheese plate, only that the blue and the wine was a marriage that I was fully in support of. 
And finally dessert. Raspberries and chocolate are my two favorite things in the world. It’s like Chef Alex knew I was coming. The chocolate cream/mousse is made from this top of the line brand of chocolate that in its purest form, starts as a 10lb brick (he pulled it out to show it to us) that all the finest restaurants and bakeries use. God bless the French and their love of dark chocolate. 
I know we had a red wine with this course too, but I didn’t take a mental note of it. Who needs wine with dessert when there’s coffee to drink? The exception to that is when Josh and I were in Bodega Bay and the chef sent out an incredible blue cheese cheesecake with a red muscato wine that was the only perfect food/wine paring I had had up until today. (Again, the blue cheese and sweet red works! Try it sometime.)
It was a perfect evening. In between courses we chatted with the women at our table and the one who had been to Paris many times gave us recommendations on what to see and do and the woman from Los Angeles turned out to be a writer and entertained us with stories from the different TV shows she has worked on (Mad Men and Heart of Dixie).  We headed home to our Parisian apartment, happy we still had four days ahead of us. 

Springing Forward

We don’t Spring Forward or Fall Back. It would be nice because then it might not get light at 4:30 am (thank God for blackout shades and learning to sleep through the Call to Prayer), but no, we stay on Saudi time all year long. Now I have to do new calculations to find out what time it is in various parts of the US. I think we were 11 hours ahead of CA and now we’re 10? Or maybe it’s the other way around. And the East Coast is 7 for part of the year, but I’m not sure if that’s right now or if that’s how it is with standard time. Good thing I’m a writer and not a talker. I’ll just send messages when I feel like it and the recipients can read at their leisure. This way there’s no need to worry that I’m waking someone up in the middle of the night with a phone call.

The kids went back to school today. Our last big break before summer. Boo. But for one of us, spring break is only 1/2 finished. We found out over the weekend that the base sponsored teen leadership organization had been approved to take 6 kids to a Military Teen Ambassador conference in Orlando and Calvin was one of the kids invited to attend. The only catch was that they departed the following evening. (they had been working on getting it approved for months, but it didn’t come through until the last minute.) Calvin’s initial reaction was that he shouldn’t go because he was concerned about missing that much school, but Josh and I told him that was crazy — he was going. Did I mention that it’s all expenses paid? Airfare, hotel, and food?

So he spent the day at school arranging for his absence, came home, packed his bag and was off to the airport by 7pm. He flies into DC and then on to Florida and will be back in a week. I don’t really care what he learns at the conference, but the experience of more international travel on his own and seeing a different part of the US is something that’s worth doing. He might decide he loves Florida and want to go to college there (currently he’s only considering California).

All in all, it’s been an excellent spring break. Thursday night we went to Caleb’s play performance. Three times a year a children’s theater company comes to Bahrain and puts on a production with the kids. Kids (aged 5 to 18) audition on Sunday morning and are assigned parts, rehearsals begin Sunday afternoon or Monday (depending on your part) and on Thursday night they perform an entire musical show. The quality of their productions is impressive and the fact that they can get even the littlest kids on stage for their choreographed numbers is pretty amazing. 

Waiting for the show to start

Each show is loosely based on a popular children’s story. This year was Robinson Crusoe and Caleb played an octopus that helped to provide entertainment on the island’s resort (remember, I said loosely based). 

I’ve tried to convince the boys to do the play before, but they never wanted to. It surprised me when Caleb, out of the blue, wanted to participate this time. 

The grand finale

taking a bow
One other unique thing we did over spring break was to go to a BMX show. Every so often, bands or other special performers come to our base and put on a show for the military that are stationed here — a taste of home. This week they had a group called Bikes over Baghdad — 12 or so BMX riders that have all won medals in the X-games, etc. 
The heat is on — it came early this year. It really never left . . .

There were a few hundred people in attendance to watch them do flips, spins, and jumps. 

They asked the crowd, “is anyone here brave?” and Carter’s hand shot right up. They pulled him out of the crowd as a volunteer to be jumped by one of the guys on his bike. Then they decided that one person was too easy so they pulled 15 or 16 other kids to join him. 

He’s going to jump them without a ramp

He cleared them with room to spare!

More tricks — the kids were all cheering

Amazing. And the ab strength you’d need to perform this trick is unreal. 

he’s flying!

It’s been a great break — can’t wait for summer vacation!

What a difference 1,826 days makes

The other day we had to go get new passport photos for the kids because they are due for new ones. Can you believe that it’s been almost 5 years since the last time we did this?
They technically don’t expire until October, but since you have to have at least 6 months left on them to travel (except back to the US) we have to get them new ones before we travel to Dubai next month and Poland/Germany the month after that. 

Camille, sans shoes. We arrive at the passport photo place and she says, “Mom! I don’t have any shoes!” I think she was banking on the fact that she usually has a spare pair in the car and didn’t realize that it had been cleaned out yesterday. Oh well, no one even seemed to notice.
She’s trying to make Caleb smile, but the photographer told all the kids, “No smiles. No teeth.” I wasn’t sure why, but I seem to recall that all the foreign passport photos I’ve seen have been very serious looking. I asked him why not and he said, “No teeth. No good.” Hmm, I could have sworn that the kids smiled in their previous photos. So I googled it after we left and sure enough, the American requirements only dictate that you have a neutral facial expression or a natural smile. Land of the Free, indeed. We let our people smile. Too bad that I figured it out after my kids had already been mugshotted up. I guess we’ll fix it 5 years from now. 
So what kind of difference does 5 years make? 
This one is the most dramatic difference. 11-16

Still a cutie. He gets a smile for his photo because he snuck one by the photographer and I told the guy that it was fine. 

From 5 to 10. Less of a babyface, but still my baby. 

From teeny baby to big girl. This time she was throwing up peace signs and dancing around the room. Last time we were trying to hold her head up straight through the white sheet (that I had to drape over myself) to get her to look at the camera. After 10 minutes and countless shots, that sideways-looking, lumpy baby face was the best we could get. 
All this nostalgia deserves a little levity. I haven’t shared any Engrish pictures lately, but I went shopping the other day and found a bunch of funny ones:
My new favorite children’s book

It advertises “coloring, sticker, came, and achvhy” (instead of games and activities) Ooh, sounds exciting.

I don’t know whose baby in a bucket hat is on the cover of this coloring book, but it doesn’t have anything to do with the pictures inside of it.
Not only is it a “put wooden together of children’s picture” (instead of wooden puzzle) but the “new package, new marketing!” makes it extra special. I’m waiting for the exciting new ad campaign. 
Alright, gotta start filling out the passport paperwork. It’s pages and pages times 4. I’m happy I won’t have to do it again for another 5 years. 

Traveling

The kids and I are spring breaking this week so I haven’t taken time to write over the past few days. Sunday was Easter spent with Daddy, Monday was spring cleaning/purging of excess stuff (8 trash bags worth of clothing, out of my house), today was a beach/pool day, tomorrow is the wild animal park, and Thursday we are going to watch Caleb perform in a play that he’s been rehearsing with a children’s theater group. Busy times, good times. I’ve said it before, but if I could, I’d have them on vacation all the time.

Instead of continuing the story of our time in Paris, I’m posting a little something that I wrote the night we left, while trying to keep my brain busy before takeoff: 

It’s midnight in the Bahrain airport and I’m sitting with eyes my eyes glazed over, pretending that I’m not going on an international vacation while my 4 babies are home asleep in bed. My polar opposite is next to me with a coffee, speaking French phrases into his phone, playing some sort of French language learning game. Super romantic, huh? I just have to get through this in limbo part. I hate waiting to fly, I hate the middle hours that drag on forever when all I want to do is be landed already. 


I really just wanted to crawl in my bed tonight and watch a marathon of Revenge. I could read about traveling and sightseeing all day long, but I’m a homebody at heart. 

When I’m too restless to watch a TV show on the plane — I was trying to watch Frasier, but good grief the live audience laughter is so distracting and irritating! How did we ever enjoy TV back then? The episode that was playing had a guy with a distinctive laugh who kept going HAHAHAHA! every chance he could as if he was hoping to hear himself on TV when he watched the show back. I heard you, guy. Everybody heard you. 
Anyway, when I can’t concentrate and can’t sleep, I like to watch the airplane move along the map and watch the timer countdown: 1 hour and 12 minutes to destination . . . 58 minutes to destination . . . I’ve been better about flying lately, but this leg was a tough one for me. I wasn’t anxious, but I was uncomfortable. In my defense, it was a 7 hour flight, departing at 1 am (I can’t sleep sitting up) and I was carrying more stress than usual. So uncomfortable is still a victory. 
Be back in a few days with more stories of Paris, inshallah

We’ve arrived

I came home in time for the sandstorm, spring break and Easter weekend. It’s been crazy since we got back. Three days later and the dust is still settling on all the surfaces inside our house.

When we headed to Paris we caught a late flight and landed around 6:30am. The Parisians were incredibly pleasant and civilized in their visa/customs process. They not only had fully staffed counters, but other staff at key places directing passengers to the shortest lines. Way different than the every man for himself, Allah doesn’t care if you wait in a long line experience we had last month in Oman.

We grabbed our bags (Just a backpack for each of us) and headed for the train station (connected to the airport). We had to buy tickets from an agent because our US cards don’t have the chip/pin technology that the Europeans use. It’s not an issue in stores, where they can be swiped as normal, but they don’t work in transit machines that only read the embedded chips. No big deal, it gave Josh a chance to practice his French. He doesn’t speak French, but he is a natural with languages. There was a college aged girl in front of us who asked us for help with buying train tickets because the agent didn’t speak any English. Josh whipped out “blah de dah deaux billets un Paris” or something like that and she was on her way. I asked him how he knew what to say and he said he saw the word for ticket was “billet” and the rest was easy. Okaaay. I’d be holding up 2 fingers and asking “Paris?” or “Dos ticketos?” and hoping for the best. I guess after Arabic, all languages that use the English alphabet seem easy.

Riding the rails — about 45 minutes into the city. 

We switched from the train to the Metro system (again, piece of cake) and rode a few more stops to our destination, the Bastille area. As we came aboveground we were greeted by a misty, gray sky. Wet streets, the smell of rain, and the sound of cars driving through puddles made it a novel paradise. 

Only a few blocks away from our apartment, we took notes of shops to visit and restaurants to try as we walked. 

Raspberries! I bought 2 baskets each day. And several flats of strawberries over the course of the week. 
Strawberries are expensive in the land of sand . . . at $6 each these were probably expensive, but not to us! (and at this point the Euro was almost equal to the dollar so it was nice to be able to shop without having to convert for a change.)

Almost there! Our apartment was located above the restaurant with the blue awning. 

This bar was a few doors down. Each time we walked by, the name would make us laugh. 

The cool entryway to our place. There was a keypad on the street and when we typed in the code, the door would swing open automatically leading to this tunnel-like walkway. It was like something from Narnia or Harry Potter. 

Our apartment looked out on this interior courtyard. It was nice because the windows let in light, but there was zero street noise. 

Up our stairs

and we are home!

The apartment was warm, cozy and comfortable. We had plenty of room,

a small kitchen with a dishwasher, laundry and refrigerator,

and a very comfortable bed. I slept like the dead here — I’d fall asleep for a nap and 3 hours later wonder where the time went. I almost think it might be more comfortable than my bed here at home, but part of that could be that I didn’t have to share it with any little people or animals. 
After dropping our things we decided to go find somewhere to have breakfast and we ate the first of several ham and cheese (jambon and fromage) omelettes with our coffee and pain au chocolat. Then we decided to explore the neighborhood on foot, heading toward the Seine river and Notre Dame. 
Approaching from the smaller island 

I realized that the last time I was in Paris we came at it from the opposite direction so I’d never gotten a good view of the back side. 

I think it’s even more beautiful this time around.

Josh and I wandered through, admiring the stained glass windows (but only took a photo or 2 since they never look as good as in real life). We didn’t stick around wait in the long line to go up to see the gargoyles. We thought we might have time later in the trip, but it turned out that there was never really a good time for us to wait in line when there’s always so much more to see. 

We walked past St. Chapelle (again, too long of a line to wait) and over the bridge to walk the path along the Seine. This view of the Louve shows how huge it is. The bridge in this photo is the famous Love Lock bridge. Too bad what people think is a romantic memory is ruining the bridge. The weight of all the locks is causing it to collapse so the government is cutting them off and replacing the metalwork with plexiglass. Yuck. 

The plywood is a temporary solution so people can’t attach more locks

The protective covering — though some persistent romantics won’t be dissuaded. 

We continued over the bridge, in front of the Louve, and into Tuleries Park. The sun was warm and the recliners in the park were a nice touch. 

A fantastic Day 1 — and we hadn’t even had lunch yet.