It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, but Josh and I had to go buy gag gifts today for a White Elephant party, so we went to a local store that was sure to have a lot to choose from.
When I think of getting clean in the shower, “Funky Farm” is not what I want to smell like.
Eau de Cow?
On a gift bag — OK, this one is an actual translation funny. The rest are just oddities.
Nice wooden box for sale. What could be inside?
Nothing. $129.99 worth of nothing.
It’s a little concerning to me that her name is “SINdy, the Fairy Princess.”
A shirt for that group of people who ARE willing to take it anymore
This is for real. Not “Extra Virgin Olive Oil” type of Virgin, but Josh translated the Arabic and it is a soap for virgins. I’m wondering who exactly is going to be satisfied with the results?
So you know it’s not a fluke — Touch Me! Please brand has a rose scented version
Right next to the virginity soap — also Touch Me! Please brand. Mixed messages?
White Elephant gift search successful! (split personality perfumes and soap)