Annnd . . . they’re off!

Last night clothes were laid out, alarms were set, and lunches were packed. You know how I said I briefly (like for 2 seconds, and only in my head) considered making Lucy the morning mom? Before bed Carter came and gave me an extra hug and kiss:
“In case I don’t see you in the morning.”
Me: “Why would you not see me in the morning?”
Carter: “I thought you might sleep in.”

Mother of the Year here, people. Mother of the YEAR.

But guess who didn’t sleep in this morning — this guy! He was the first one ready, dressed, hair brushed, breakfast eaten and waiting by the door. I guess he decided school wasn’t such a horrible place after all.
It was 90 something degrees and sweatier than a greenhouse inside a sauna. I have no idea why Calvin is wearing jeans. 

Our neighbors also have 3 kids going to the same school. Between us we have two 7th graders, a 5th, 4th and 2nd grader, and a Kindergartner. I’m hoping that gives us a better chance of actually catching the bus. Rumor has it that if you aren’t waiting outside they will leave without honking or ringing the doorbell. That reminds me of my high school days having to use A/C Transit — except the bus drivers would see us waiting and drive right by without stopping. 

Playing around while waiting for the bus. It’s probably the only day all year that we’ll be ready before the bus arrives at 7:45ish

It’s here! The bus is a lot older than I expected from some of the other buses I’ve seen at the school. I wasn’t even sure it was the right bus until I saw some other kids wearing the same uniform shirts already on board.

The bus attendant is the woman behind Caleb in the abaya. She makes sure the kids are behaving themselves while the driver concentrates on driving. Josh had to remind Caleb this morning that the person driving the bus was not called the bus boy.

He may be in middle school, but he still stopped and smiled for the camera.

After the bus left, Josh and I finished eating breakfast and then headed over to school. I wasn’t worried about them, but this was my first day of school too and I didn’t want to miss it. I could have driven them today (like many of the parents do on the first day), but I wanted them to get all the newness and nervousness out of the way at once.

I don’t have a good picture of the school because every time I try and take one, the white building blends into the white desert sand — but it’s beautiful and new looking.

We first stopped by Caleb’s class. His teacher is on the right and Caleb’s head is peeking over the edge of the couch behind her.

The bell hadn’t even rung yet and he’s already got friends. (And he was thrilled to finally meet the real life Howie). The kid in the middle was reading a story to them.

Next we went by Carter’s class. I told him I wouldn’t embarrass him by waving, but in my super-spy way I snapped this picture from outside the door.

Then he looked up and saw me. Yes, yes, I’m leaving. School hasn’t even officially started yet. I left him a rial in his locker to make up for the fly-by. On certain days each week they have Dairy Queen blizzards so he’s going to want to have ice cream money on him at all times. Then Josh and I went by the cafeteria and ordered cappuccinos before walking upstairs to check out the middle school.

Aside from me walking into a wall in my care not to be seen by anyone in first period science, all was fine on the second floor. Calvin and his friend from next door were in class together and they looked like they were busy meeting everyone.

I knew they’d be fine, but it was fun to see it with my own eyes. One day down, many more to go . . .

last minute lunchbox

When I ordered the boys’ lunchboxes a few weeks ago, the one Carter wanted was on back order. I told him he could pick a different design or take his lunch in something else for the first few weeks of school. He decided he wanted to wait for the one he wanted. Tonight as we were putting lunches together for tomorrow he realized that we don’t have any brown paper lunch bags here and he didn’t want to take his lunch in a plastic bag. I told him I could sew him one, so he went to pull out the sewing machine while I scrounged for fabric. 

At home I have a large fabric stash, but I didn’t ship any of it here. So I went fabric shopping in Carter’s closet. His favorite pair of shorts is frayed and holes have started wearing through the seat, so I asked him if he wanted to use them to make his lunch bag.

I cut a panel of fabric and lined up the hem with the waistband, right sides together. Carter helped sew up the side seams and turn it right side out. The pocket is the perfect size for a granola bar and since I used the entire length of the shorts, no hemming required. 

As a closure I used one of the buttons that was already in the waistband (used to adjust the waist size), sewed in the matching button, and added buttonholes. Ta da! Temporary lunch bag. 

Dear Teacher,

Yes, I know my son writes like a 3rd grader. That’s completely my fault. Really, genetically my fault. I had almost perfect grades throughout elementary school, except for those persistent S’s and even a few Ns in handwriting (C and D equivalent). I never realized how illegible it was until I was browsing through some old Father’s Day cards that I had sent my dad over the years. I picked one up thinking it was from when I was in elementary school . . . only to read, “Thanks for all the help with college stuff.” Oops. So, yeah. I promise we’ve worked on it (a lot), but he got the short end of the stick in the handwriting department. In spite of the messy papers he’ll hand in, he’s really bright, loves to read, and is an enthusiastic student who wants to please you. You’ll love him.

Fourth grade teacher? You are so lucky that my son started reading in the last 6 months. You don’t even know what a bullet you dodged there. He may still put you to sleep with the monotone and stilted voice he uses to read out loud, but at least he no longer sees the first few letters of a word and guesses. I’m hoping you can get him to love reading, cause so far I’ve struck out. He’ll do it as a chore, but he’d rather play Legos all day long than pick up a book. He’s actually a natural at math, but his squirreliness gets in the way of his brightness at times. He’s certainly not your traditional excellent student, because he doesn’t care about being perfect. He’d rather plow through and get on to having fun. I hope you like that about him. It’s nice to have him around to balance out those neurotic perfectionist types. 

Yes, my son is loud. He has two older brothers to compete with for attention — he didn’t get the nickname “Loudy McLoudsAlot” for nothing. If he’s enjoying himself, you will know it. We put him in second grade because he’s tall for his age, but with his July birthday he’s probably the youngest student in your class. He’s still a beginning reader — partly because he’s young, partly because we spent the year roaming around the world, and partly because he was working through a beginning reading program that has been missing since we moved here. Ironically, I found it tonight. He loves books, is excited about reading, and has good phonemic awareness so I’m expecting things to click for him this year. Don’t worry about him needing speech therapy. He doesn’t actually have a lisp. He listens to the Ramona Quimby audiobooks every night and copies her speech patterns. He was ridiculously excited to see that there was a Howie in your class. I apologize in advance if he wants to call him “Howie Kemp” like in Ramona the Pest. As you’ll see, he is funny (sometimes to a fault), enthusiastic, and a people person. If you can keep him on task, he’ll be an excellent student.

I hope you have a wonderful year (and that I didn’t screw it up too badly).

The other day we had to take the boys to go get their PPD tests for school. Way back in ancient days when I was a kid, it used to be called a TB test and they used to prick your wrist with a little pronged poker thing. No big deal, right? Now the process involves an actual needle that the nurse sticks under your skin as she injects a little bubble of fluid.

Of all the things that I have had phobias about, surprisingly I have never had one of needles. I used to give blood in high school regularly (it was awesome getting out of class and getting free cookies in exchange for bodily fluids), have had a bazillion needle sticks and blood draws throughout my many pregnancies, and my favorite blood draw story involves a kid at the Army hospital the morning of the his first day who came at me with his hand shaking so badly that he was missing my arm as the guy standing behind him told him step by step how to insert the needle properly to collect the many vials of blood they always seemed to need. Smiling, I was able to tell him, “don’t worry, I’m good with needles” as he jabbed away at my arm. (BTW, a week later I had to get more blood drawn and he was swift and smooth as if he’d been doing it all his life. I was so proud.)

Anyway, this new PPD test is not a big deal. It’s like when you used to stick pins through the top layer of skin on your hands and walk around with them hanging off the ends of your fingers. Oh, you didn’t do that? We totally did. So the kids aren’t thrilled that they have to get a “shot,” even though this is nothing compared to the typhoid and rabies vaccines that they had most recently and Carter is particularly mad because he’s blaming this injustice on school. As in, if he didn’t have to go to school, he wouldn’t have to get a shot, therefore that’s one more strike against the school that he swears he’s not going to attend (this was last week, pre-registration).

At the Dr’s office the boys all agree that Calvin has to go first, then Carter, and finally Caleb. Well Carter and Caleb agreed, so that meant that Calvin was outvoted. Sometimes it’s tough being the oldest. Calvin is visibly nervous about getting positive reaction to the TB test, asking questions like “so what will happen if I do get a reaction to the test?” or “I have a cough, could I have TB?” which makes me laugh, but I totally understand where that paranoia comes from, poor kid. When the time comes he mans up and willingly holds out his arm.

Carter, upon seeing the needle enter Calvin’s arm adamantly proclaims, “I’m not doing it. You can’t make me.” A hissed argument between me and him ensues and he pushes Caleb ahead of him and says, “I’m not going to school anyway, so I’m not getting it.” My champ Caleb submitted to the needle without a fuss, while I gave Carter the “you better step up or I’m going to kill you with the lasers shooting out of my eyes” glare as I whispered at him, “I don’t care if I have to hold you down and sit on you, you are getting this test done, so either do it, or I’ll make you do it.” Thankfully I didn’t have to call for a 5150 as he decided it would be better to experience the pain of the shot rather than the pain of his mom sitting on him.

As we were leaving the pediatrics floor I saw a mom, nanny, and three little kids in the waiting room and the mom told the nanny to take the kids for the shots while she filled out paperwork. At first I thought, “How awful to have your nanny take care of the things that a mom should do (like kisses and comforting after shots),” but then I remembered the previous 20 minutes . . . hmm, I might have to consider that for next time.

Camille and Sleep are no longer mortal enemies . . .

and it only took 14 months. For the past 2 weeks or so, Camille has been sleeping like a normal human. She’s been going to bed at 8:30 or 9 and sleeping until 4am, then nursing and going back to sleep until 7ish. She’s also been napping twice a day for 2-3 hours total.

I didn’t do anything different — for 14 months she’s been taking 20 minute “naps” and only sleeping 2 hour stretches at night with lots of screaming involved, but overnight she started conforming to normal sleep patterns. It’s shocking. It’s a miracle.

(whispering) Hallelujah