Phase 3: Paper Chains

First we had the naked tree. Then the musical lights with the store bought, “unusual” ornaments. Then came the homemade construction paper glitter ornaments, followed by another wave of lights — this time flashing LEDs and an “interesting” lighted tube of lights (the blue glowing thing on the tree). We have a power strip tucked up inside the tree to hold all the plugs since none of the strands here plug into each other. Since we have 5 different types of lights on our tree, the non-connecting part didn’t matter anyway.

The final phase of tree decorating this year is the paper chain. I went out and bought a pack of colored construction paper and Carter, Caleb, and I put together a long paper chain tonight to wrap around 2/3s of our tree. The bottom third we’re leaving pretty bare, since Camille already ate several candy canes that turned out to be within her reach. We had to readjust and shuffle everything a few feet up.

Look at this little girl — she holds a pencil correctly. No one ever showed her, she just does it that way naturally. I would wonder if this is one of those “girl things,” but she didn’t get it from me . . . I can barely hold a pencil correctly as an adult.

She is dangerous with the scissors — trying to open and close the blades as fast as she can before mom steps in to ruin her fun. 

The finished labor of love. 

A friend crocheted this cute little santa for me when she heard we didn’t have any ornaments. Isn’t he awesome?
I’m not big on Christmas decorations (really, holiday decorations in general), but this turned out to be really fun. I didn’t think that putting up a tree would be worth the time and energy and I knew we didn’t need a tree to celebrate Christmas, so I thought this year we would go for the “minimalist” approach. I’m a fan of minimalism because it’s a fancy label to throw out when I don’t feel like trying to impress anyone or when I’m feeling too lazy to drag a 7 foot tree out of the closet under the stairs. 
But this minimalist turned out a tree that made all the kids happy and we even got a little crafty in the process. I’m actually considering making stockings this coming week, just for fun. I was going to try and whip some knitted ones out, but I only have sock weight yarn (for those non-knitters that means I have very thin yarn that would take a million stitches to make a stocking-size sock and that would take months, not days) so my alternate plan involves black fabric and something sparkly. Stay tuned for “minimalist Christmas,” part 2. 

Breakfast with Santa

This morning we walked over to the MEA (American club) to have breakfast with Santa. The biggest draw for us wasn’t Santa, but bacon. It’s the only place in town I know of where we can have real bacon with our eggs. Everywhere else serves either turkey bacon (eh) or beef bacon (which tastes strangely like beef jerky).

Another storm is on the way. Last year Muscat got almost no rain, but this year we’ve been hit by the edges of a few tropical storms. 

Camille was excited to be out and walking on her own instead of up in the Ergo or in the stroller.

We arrived, ate awesome pancakes (blueberry, chocolate chip, and apple in addition to regular ones), eggs, potatoes, and bacon and waited for Santa to arrive. When Calvin and Carter were little we didn’t do the whole Santa thing (made easier by the fact that Calvin was deathly afraid of Santa for several years), but in my old age I have lightened up. They still don’t believe in Santa, but if they want to go sit on Santa’s lap and tell him that they want Harry Potter Legos (Caleb), then rock on. 
Who’s this strange guy in the red suit, coming up the ramp? 

not a fan

It’s much safer up here in Dad’s lap . . .

If I don’t look at Santa, maybe he won’t look at me.

Caleb was sure to tell Santa that he wanted the movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2. The other boys just got in the photo to humor me. 

Then the kids played with all their friends for the rest of the morning. Ho! Ho! Ho!

A Griswold Christmas

If you’ve been following the saga of my christmas tree on Facebook, these will be familiar to you. To sum up, we weren’t supposed to be here at Christmas so all of our Christmas items are in storage. No tree, no decorations, no big deal. Last year I think I stacked a few presents on our coffee table and that was as decorative as we got.

HOWEVER, when our neighbors moved out this summer they had a Christmas tree that they used while they were here and they didn’t need to take it with them (since they’d be getting all their regular Christmas decorations out of storage) so they gifted it to us. It’s been sitting in the storage closet under our stairs — until yesterday.

Thanksgiving came and went and it was time to get in the Christmas spirit, but I wasn’t feeling it. Since the boys didn’t even know we had a tree here, I didn’t need to bother getting it out, right? Um, not according to my Facebook friends. After a long “discussion,” and lots of decorating suggestions, I caved and got out the 7.5 foot naked monstrosity.

The first tier of 3. The stand was a pain to put together (as Charlynn warned), but Carter and I managed to get the tree up with only a little bit of lean for Josh to fix when he got home. Later that night Josh and I went out and after our dinner/coffee date, we picked up a few of the ugliest ornaments we could find.  
This plastic/metal disc is “decoratively” blackened and tarnished. 

This is supposed to be Santa — with a green crown and a green nose . . .
The sparkly plastic mushroom is my favorite. Our friends who lived in the middle east for several years said part of the fun of Christmas overseas is seeing what sort of decorations non-Westerners create in an attempt to copy a western Christmas. I have to say that I’ve never associated fungi with our Lord’s birth before today. 

We also picked up some super obnoxious lights that flash and play christmas songs in a shrill, shrieky tone and intermittently get louder and softer and occasionally even yowls like a dying cat. 

So I’ll say it publicly, you all were right and I was wrong. Less than 24 hours in and the tree has already paid for itself in fun. Today we got out the glitter, glue, and construction paper and made a few ornaments. I have a few other alternative ornament ideas up my sleeve that we may try in the next few days and I’m planning a trip to LuLu’s to see if I can find any other funny ornaments. I’m really hoping for some lost in translation version of “Merry Christmas.” 

Happy Harvest

I’m pretty sure this isn’t what the Pilgrims had in mind as a Thanksgiving harvest:

In the background is our first baby watermelon, growing on the lattice. 

The “problem” with composting is sometimes “volunteers” spring up from the remains that we’ve pit composted in the yard (dig a hole, toss in melon rinds, apple cores, etc). It makes for some pretty interesting mystery melons or squashes like this one. I guess we’ll find out if it’s edible in a few more weeks. You can avoid that problem by not composting seeds and/or having a true compost pile where everything is broken down completely before it is added to the garden, but this way is more exciting (and easier).

This is a small cantelope-type melon that looks just like the ones we buy in the grocery store here. That one definitely grew from the seeds and rinds that I tossed in that bed.

And cherry tomatoes are on their way.
It’s not pumpkins, corn, or acorn squash, but it’s our harvest!

Amman mash-up

My eye is better today, but baby is sick. So I’m home with her while the family is out exploring a wadi today. She’s running a fever and is crabby so it was a no-brainer to keep her home. I’m waiting for the Motrin to kick in and hoping she falls asleep soon.

Our time in Amman was really fun. We rented a car at the airport and when the guy saw how many kids we had he upgraded us to a Pajero/Montereo like we have at home so we had plenty of room as we drove around the country.

Amman is located on many different hills. It reminded me of Ankara, Turkey with all the buildings stacked on the hillsides and the farmland surrounding the city. 

We stayed at the Marriott in Amman — security was really tight there. Every time we entered the hotel we had our car inspected, passed through a metal detector, and had to have our bags screened.

Every morning they had the best breakfast buffet. I ate tons of strawberries, oatmeal with almonds and brown sugar, and a decaf cappuccino each day.


Not only was the food good, but the waitstaff loved all over Camille every morning.

The first day there it rained so we took the kids to the children’s museum. It was beautiful, modern, and lots of fun.

Calvin and Camille playing a video game — steer the bee to make your bee on the screen move. She was taking it very seriously.

If we lived here, it’s the kind of place we would visit all the time because there are things for all the kids to do and it was really clean and looked brand new.

Grocery shopping for lentils, beans, and rice. I love the little cart.

Calvin and his co-pilot. It was a full sized small plane. The funniest part was listening to Calvin and Carter “pilot” the plane using their “Harry Potter” accents.

Another afternoon while the baby napped, the boys went out to explore and stopped at a cafe for drinks.

Someone smoking shisha at a nearby table out of a hollowed out grapefruit. Josh said they could smell the citrus in the smoke.

The morning of Eid we went cruising around town to see if we could see any sheep slaughtering. In the Muslim faith, for Eid al-Adha (festival of Sacrifice) people will buy a sheep and slaughter it to remember how God spared Ishmael’s life on the mountain. If you are Christian or Jewish, you know the story as God sparing Isaac from becoming the sacrifice. Anyway, it’s a big deal and all related to killing sheep, which becomes particularly funny when all the decorations in the mall are of Shaun the Sheep (a favorite cartoon sheep here) the way Americans decorate for Christmas with Santa. All these happy sheep characters slapped up everywhere, just waiting to go under the knife. 
This is the closest I got to a photo of sheep slaughter. I know, I totally failed. What you can’t see in this picture is the guy in the orange and green shirt is holding the knife in his hand and killing the large sheep right at his feet. More embarrassing is we drove by them twice and this is still the best shot that I got. Next time I’ll focus less on my super-stealth spy technique and more on actually getting the shot. On the bright side, I did figure out afterward how to set my camera to take multiple shots at a time, so next time I have a really good chance of capturing it. You know, with all the sheep slaughtering I encounter in regular life . . .
It was crazy seeing people right in the middle of the city with sheep tied up in their driveway and then the subsequent skinning and pools of blood on the street, but it’s not done to celebrate the death of the animal, rather God’s provision. Only those that can afford a sheep buy them (I think Mohammed said they cost 300 JD, about $500 each), but part of the significance of the holiday is they keep part of the meat for their family and give part away to neighbors or friends who can’t afford their own. 
After my failed photography with the sheep, we stopped at the Roman Coliseum that is located right in downtown Amman. It wasn’t very crowded because it was “Christmas morning,” but there were groups of kids who lived nearby who were there playing and climbing up and down the many, many steps. They liked talking to Josh. 
It’s huge, beautiful, and very steep. 
Looking out on the city from the top. 
This little guy’s name was Omar and he was skipping around the coliseum like a mountain goat, never a fear of falling. He didn’t speak English, but he motioned for Carter to “follow him” and they went off climbing together to the top. 
Caleb was totally freaked out by how steep it was and decided it was much safer to climb up the steps on his hands and knees. 
Looking across toward the citadel. 
Omar tried to convince Caleb that it was safe to climb to the top, but Caleb wasn’t having any of that. He was hugging each step like he was going to fall off the side of a mountain.

Outside the coliseum we stopped at a stand and all the boys had mint tea. It probably makes me a horrible mom to admit that I didn’t have tea because I wasn’t sure where the water was coming from that he used to make the tea and I was sure it was fine, but knew drinking it would mess with my head so I let them all enjoy it without me. And yes, I did see the bottled water in the background of this photo, but I have a thing about consuming things from random stands and carts. Supposedly the tea was really good and everyone ended up being fine. I consider that a win-win.