Turkish Delight

One night in Istanbul Josh and I went out to a Turkish bath. I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect — I just knew that you first sit in a really hot steam room and then some dude scrubs you and rinses you off. A traditional Turkish bath is single sex (all women with female attendants or all men with male attendants), but I didn’t want to go by myself so we found a traditional-style bath that did couples and families.

We got off the tram and were walking through some back alleys and streets that made me wonder if I was sane for trying this at all, but Josh said he knew where he was going.

This is my “where the heck are we going?” face. Note the warehouses in the background. We were back in the area the next day and it was crowded with shoppers and open businesses, but at that time of the evening everything had shut down and it looked pretty sketchy.

The back alley did have pretty view though . . .

This bath has been around for hundreds of years and was used by one of the sultans way back when. At least that’s what the sign on the wall said.

We relaxed and had tea while we waited for our turn. You can’t take any photos inside the bath. First, because all the water and steam would ruin your camera. Second, it’s not allowed because people are wandering around in wet pieces of flannel that aren’t exactly flattering and there is the potential for public exposure if you aren’t careful. Not exactly photo-worthy stuff unless you work for TMZ.

Inside there are two levels of changing rooms that surround a center lobby. When it’s your turn they give you a key to one of the rooms and you go in and change into almost nothing. Well, in a real Turkish bath it would be that way. In this one the women are given bikini tops and shorts made out of thin cotton fabric and the men are given a traditional pestemal, a piece of cloth that is wrapped around the waist.

They have a photo gallery on their website where you can see inside the bath and see the bath attire:
http://www.suleymaniyehamami.com.tr/photogallery.htm

Then they give you these wooden clog-like sandals and you clop-clop across the marble floor and into the steam room. I was sure I was going to eat it in those shoes. I guess it’s for “safety” because the wet marble is slippery, but 2 inch thick wooden sandals that don’t fit aren’t exactly what I would choose as a safer alternative to bare feet. But I guess it’s traditional.

Inside the bath there is a large marble island that 4 or 5 people can lie on at one time. The marble is heated somehow and it feels like stretching out on a warm rock on a sunny day. Everything is made of marble and stone. The floors are marble, the basins of water are marble, the walls are marble and stone, the slabs where they wash you are marble. It sort of felt like a really nice frat house where everyone was lounging around in wet “t-shirts” and splashing water on each other.

For the next 45 minutes we stretched out, relaxed, chatted, and enjoyed the heat. The marble basins and taps on the side walls of the room were filled with water of varying temperatures so you could scoop out water and pour it over yourself to cool off if you wanted. I wanted to (and did), Josh thought that defeated the purpose of the “sweat room.”

Meanwhile in three corners of the large room were three different washing rooms with open arched doorways. We caught glimpses of the attendants scrubbing away as we waited for it to be our turn. The actual “bath” takes place in there. There are two marble slabs and two attendants in each of the three rooms.

When bath time came we each sat against the wall and the attendant (dressed only in a pestemal) poured cold water over us to rinse us off. I was really glad I had rinsed off a few times while waiting because the water felt shockingly cold compared to the heat of the room. Then they put on a loofah mit and scrubbed all the surfaces of our bodies. The interesting thing is how it was like a choreographed routine. The attendants moved in unison, each performing the same task (scrub one leg, scrub the other leg, move to the back) at the same time, even when they couldn’t see each other.

Once the scrubbing was finished, more rinsing (brr!), then we stretched out on marble slabs for the sudsing. This was my favorite part. They took thin pillowcases, dunked them in soapy water and filled them with air so they looked like balloons. Then they ran their hands down the length of the pillowcases creating a waterfall of bubbles that spilled down over us. It was like lying on a cloud. That part could have lasted for an hour and I would have been happy. But it was over too soon — more rinsing (the attendants pour water over themselves at the same time. They must get really hot), then a short massage which was wonderful because the attendant was not gentle with the knots in my shoulders. Then more rinsing, hair washing and then it was over.

At that time we left the steam room (dripping wet), shuffling along through the soapy water in the wooden clogs, hoping I didn’t trip on the drainage moat that has been built into the floor . . . in the next room another attendant handed us each a dry pestemal and we went into a changing room to change out of our wet ones and wrapped the dry ones around us. Then the attendant finished wrapping us in thin towels to dry us off and invited us to sit in the lounge and relax.

It was a really fun and unique evening. I loved it, but wish it had lasted longer, especially the sudsing part. It’s the kind of bath that your grandma might have given you on a Saturday night at the end of a long day of playing outside. Serious deep cleaning and all business, no time for playing. (although my kids’ grandmas always make time for the kids to play in the tub . . . maybe that’s a generational thing.)

Josh went back with his parents and the three boys the next day and they had a fun time too. I was a little nervous that the attendants might be just as rough on the boys as they were on us, but the boys all said it didn’t hurt at all. They loved it so much we intended to visit another bath together in Cappadocia, but we ran out of time. I really wish I had pictures of them all wrapped up in their pestemals . . . now when Caleb gets out of the shower he wraps his towel around his waist like they do at the bath. A Turkish tradition lives on.

yo ho! yo ho! A sultan’s life for me . . .

One afternoon in Istanbul we went to visit an underground cistern. Back in the day it was built by somebody (probably the Romans, since it seems like the Romans built everything back then) and then the area was conquered and no one knew it existed for really long time, but then people started building houses and digging for wells and finding water. Lucky them! One guy ended up digging deep enough and found that there was this entire underground system of water storage.
Eventually it was restored and now they charge money to walk through and look at it.  

I took this photo with my flash so you can see how big it is (this is just part of it), but when you’re down there it’s all dark and glowy. When we first started down the steps the damp underground smell and the darkness felt just like we were entering Pirates of the Caribbean ride and I half expected Johnny Depp to pop out of the darkness and start whispering “Dead men tell no tales” at me.

The lights at the base of the pillars reflecting off the water. It’s beautiful down there and COOL so it was a great place to spend some time getting out of the hot sweaty Istanbul afternoon. Most of the rest of my photos had to be taken with a flash so they don’t show how beautiful and eerie it all looked, but better to share the sights than just some black boxes with a few shadows in them.  

Calvin looks like he’s about to embark on a thrill ride, but nothing down here is scary.

There were tons of fish swimming in the shallow water. They all huddled under the lights like they were waiting for a feeding.

I didn’t know how tall the pillars were, but I was going to guess about 30 feet. Out of curiosity I ran it by my fact checker (google) and my guess was right on. The water used to go most of the way to the top, but now it’s shallow, probably only knee or hip depth.

Another historic sight that Camille slept through. Don’t worry baby girl. We’ll be happy to come back in 10 years and do it all over again with you.

When you first enter the cistern they have a tourist trap photo booth set up where you dress up like a sultan or one of the harem and have a souvenir photo taken. Nana pulled out her “I’m an old lady and this is the only time I’m going to be in Istanbul with you grandchildren card” and roped them into doing it. You aren’t allowed to take your own photos so this is the best I could get of the boys in costume. The professional photo turned out really great. Unfortunately there was only room for five people in the photo, so Josh and I had to sit out. Still crying over that one . . .

The head of Medusa. No one knows why it was placed upside down. Really. Not even all-knowing wikipedia. The head sculptures are older than the cistern itself and were brought in from somewhere else. I have no idea why you’d want something decorative and ornate at the bottom of a receptacle for holding water, but whatever.

cheese, cheese, bumblebees!

So this pillar has a hole in it and it’s famous because if you stick your thumb in it and rotate your hand and your thumb comes out wet, then your wish is supposed to come true. I know it sounds weird, but I’m not making it up. I think it’s some practical joke that a bored Ottoman came up with way back when — their version of the email promising that Bill Gates will pay you if you forward it to all of your friends to help them track how many people are using the internet. (Oh, you didn’t get your check yet? My sister did. I’m sure yours is in the mail . . . )

Anyway, everyone was buying it and standing in line to have a chance at molesting the pillar. All I could think of was how many people had stuck their thumb into that hole and how many nasty germs were being spread between tourists. Icky. Icky. I guess it has something to do with the type of stone that this particular pillar is made out of so it absorbs water and the hole is always wet or something gross like that.

this lady spent a full 30 seconds making sure her wish came true

In case you want to know the actual history of the Basilica cistern, and not my interpretive guessing at historical events, you can read more about it here. (they have better photos too.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basilica_Cistern

Mediterranean coast

Antalya is a large beach city on the Mediterranean coast and a popular vacation spot for Europeans. We stayed inside the walls of the old city that is right on the harbor. We didn’t want to leave without giving the kids a chance to swim in the fabulously warm water (on of my favorite memories from visiting Israel as a kid is bodysurfing in the warm waves), so we found a private beach/cove and for 10 TL ($6) each, we could sun and swim all day.

If I had some photoshopping skills I’d get rid of the lady in the background, but lets just say I was going for realism, instead of a family portrait. There were tons of Europeans there with very white skin trying to absorb as much UV as possible. It made my skin hurt to watch them turn red and go back for more.

Working on stroke refinement. The Med has a higher salt content so it’s extra buoyant– great for swim practice.

Camille loves the water. She likes to splash in it, suck the salt off her hands, get passed around from person to person, eat sand . . .

Josh, Caleb, and Calvin swam out to this large rock so they could jump off it — Caleb made it all the way out there without help.

Carter, ever the fisherman, trying to catch minnows with his bare hands.

I picked a chair in the second row so I had a barrier between Camille and the water’s edge. Traveling with a baby has been more complicated, but we’ve still been able to do almost everything we’ve wanted to do.

Caleb making “sandballs” and tossing them in the air.

We had a wonderful day at the beach. I loved swimming in the warm water. There were cold and warm currents throughout the bay so if the water was cool in a spot and you moved a few feet it would be warm again. Bathwater warm. WAY better than anything on the Pacific side of the US. I was able to walk right in and submerge myself without flinching. The only thing missing were some waves to ride, but that might not have worked out so well for Camille. 

yes, more cats

I’m going to have to start a new category for all the posts that end up being about cats. I wouldn’t consider myself a cat lover, but I end up with lots of funny cat stories because of Caleb. And now Camille.

On our way to lunch we saw a man walking with a herd of cats following him. He pulled out a bag and started feeding them. I guess the love of cats is passed genetically? Camille’s reaction took us all by surprise.

She also started shrieking at the lion statues at one of the museums. Equal opportunity cat thrills.

Hagia Sophia

The first thing I learned is it’s not called “Hag-ee-uh.” Despite the spelling, it’s pronounced “eye-ya” which sounds much nicer. This historical site was once a Christian church and then was turned into a mosque and all the paintings of Mary, Joseph, Jesus and the other people were covered up way back when somebody conquered somebody else. I could look it up for you, but I don’t really care and if you’re related to me, you probably don’t either. If you are interested in more of the history, Wikipedia has tons of it (I’m assuming, I didn’t actually check).

Eventually it was restored and turned into a museum and a bazillion people come and visit it to see the unique meshing of Christian and Muslim faiths. Oh, and I guess it’s super famous because it was the largest roofed building for over a thousand years. Nana told Calvin that the dome collapsed 3 different times and each time they learned from their mistakes and rebuilt it. As we walked in, Calvin looked around nervously and asked, “how long ago did it last collapse?” (it’s been solid for about 1000 years)
I wouldn’t want this huge thing crashing down on me either

Even Camille was impressed by the beautiful architecture and dome

Interesting thing to notice: The fresco of Mary and Jesus is flanked by “Allah” (on the right) and “Mohamed” (on the left)

The place is enormous. Standing on the floor looking up at the dome you feel like an ant. It really is an example of amazing architecture for its time (and for modern time). I have no idea how they constructed it without cranes, lifts, or machinery of any kind.

   
The frescos were all covered up because the Muslim faith doesn’t allow any human or animal forms in their places of worship. That’s why much of their art is Arabic calligraphy. Instead of covering the seraphim (angels) completely, they put gold stars over their faces and left the feathers showing. As part of the restoration they uncovered one of the faces so you can see how they originally looked.

To get to the second floor you climb a switchback tunnel that the emperor used. He would ride in on horseback. Josh is convinced that the people back then must have been mucho short (with tiny horses) to be able to sit upright astride a horse and not hit their heads on the tunnel roof.



People are idiots.
All these amazing historical places have survived for thousands of years and people want to leave their own mark on it. Wonder how long it took R to scratch out “R+ G” in the marble? They probably aren’t even together anymore, yet we’re stuck looking at R’s “art” for the next thousand years . . .

Josh was able to walk around and read all the Arabic art — crazy, huh?

The view from the second floor balcony. The small flower-looking things are actually the giant chandeliers. See how tiny the people look from up above? 
“Enough of the museum, Mom. Let’s go eat.” Camille had had enough too.