Author: Robin Chartier
Technicolor
I was trying out an old movie the other day called Shop Around the Corner, the original version of You’ve Got Mail. It started playing and Camille, perched next to me on the couch said, “This show is too brownish. I don’t like it.” (me neither, girlie.)
Life has felt a bit brownish lately — though it seems a bit spoiled to admit that I’m writing this while waiting for our plane to take off to Oman. It’s the most “sameness” we’ve had in our military life. We’re finishing up our 3rd year here. Include the 15 months in Oman prior to that and it adds up to a lot of Middle East and a lot of sand. Part of it could be that life doesn’t change much from month to month, especially not this year. We’ve been sweating in January and February which makes these months feel like every other month. Same weather, same clothes, same, same.
I don’t want to leave, but I want to move. To do something different for a bit. Drive different streets and get lost somewhere green. For a while I’ve feel like life has been a lot like the beginning of The Wizard of Oz — the brownish part. The flat, Kansas, boring part. I think it’s mostly because of the lack of outdoor activities here: no bike paths, hiking trails, public beaches . . . nothing to climb that’s bigger than a small sand dune. All city, all the time.
I was remembering the other day how much I like driving on long open roads, sun shining in through my sunroof, and Abba or my other 80’s favorites blasting on the radio. Santa Barbara driving. Needless to day, I rarely like driving here where the rule of the road is don’t make eye contact and keep moving forward — it’s the only way to win the game of chicken.
I was trying to put my finger on what living here does to my brain and the closest I could come is it’s kind of like watching TV with a bunch of snow on the screen. A fuzzy picture, lots of effort to follow the story, and often there’s too much static to make it worth it. Inshallah living can easily become “why bother” living.
I write because I love telling stories, sharing information, and making people laugh, but I need a new setting to pull from. I’ve never been a fiction writer for a reason — all my made up places and names feel fake like there’s a neon sign flashing “THIS ISN’T BELIEVABLE” so I stick to what I’ve lived. I know I have a lot more adventures ahead of us in our last year, but it feels like I’m in a bit of a drought right now. Hoping I can wake up in Oz and see this place through new eyes.
Phil
“OK campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s coooold out there today.”
Can anyone guess why that movie quote keeps running through my head today? Maybe if I add this clip, you’ll get the connection:
YEP, it’s Groundhog day here again (and again). I didn’t even know it was possible to get strep for a 3rd time in the span of about a month. It would almost be humorous if it weren’t so irritating/annoying/exasperating/embarrassing. My body has failed me. I’m clearly a walking germ capsule. I need to wrap myself in biohazard tape and volunteer my services to the government. Maybe they could use me to infect and wipe out ISIS.
I have a friend who told me that she kept getting strep to the point that she eventually learned to function with strep. As I was curled up in a sick coma the first two times I couldn’t fathom doing anything but pulling the sheets over my head, but what do you know, I might be getting used to this functioning at 50% thing. I didn’t bother going to the doctor today — I’m trying all the natural remedies possible instead: Emergen C immune booster drink, fermented cod liver oil, a concoction called “cold kicker tea” which is a fancy name for garlic, onion, vinegar, chile pepper and some other stuff all brewed together, an hour in the sun (to boost my vitamin D), homeopathy pellets and of course my standby of Motrin every 6 hours. Add in some tea and honey and I think I’ve covered all my bases. Yeah, I’m desperate.
I felt bad today, but not as if I was going to die like the previous 2 times. If it weren’t for Google telling me that I might suffer long term heart or kidney damage from untreated strep I would be perfectly fine waiting it out. We’ll see what tomorrow brings. I just pray that I can kick this thing before our trip to Paris at the end of the month.
Wild Kingdom
by request
Just for you, Carrie. Dog agility class is kind of like obedience class, but you teach them to run through tunnels, go over jumps and weave through poles. It’s like enrolling your dog in sports camp except you have to participate right alongside them.



























